Be a Supporter!

Medal Related Links

Contact Info / Websites

hochpoch's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 116 (From 28 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,130 Points

*Flight*

20 Stars Unlocked 1/20/11
5 Points
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
High Flyer Unlocked 1/20/11
5 Points
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Hourglass Unlocked 1/20/11
5 Points
Be flying for 1 minute.
Lift Off Unlocked 1/20/11
5 Points
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Bird Hunter Unlocked 1/20/11
10 Points
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Long Haul Unlocked 1/20/11
10 Points
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Profit Unlocked 1/20/11
10 Points
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Second Wind Unlocked 1/20/11
10 Points
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Swan Dive Unlocked 1/20/11
10 Points
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Galaxy Unlocked 1/20/11
25 Points
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Icarus Unlocked 1/20/11
25 Points
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Supersonic Unlocked 1/20/11
25 Points
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
What Happen? Unlocked 1/20/11
25 Points
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
All Star 10 Points Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Close Call 10 Points Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Easy Gliding 10 Points Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Flying Low 10 Points Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Big Money 25 Points Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Daredevil 25 Points Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Efficiency 25 Points Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
The Prophecy 25 Points Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Borbonne-Le-Bonne 50 Points Clear France in 15 days or under.
Royal Mail 50 Points Clear England in 8 days or under.

Medals Earned: 13/23 (170/410 points)

Armor Mayhem

First Blood Unlocked 1/26/11
5 Points
Kill 1 Soldier
Ouch Unlocked 1/26/11
5 Points
Get killed by the map
Acupuncture 5 Points Unlock the Dart Gun
Amateur killer 5 Points Kill 100 Soldiers
Apprentice Killer 5 Points Kill 30 Soldiers
Death from the sky 5 Points Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Delivery 5 Points Capture 15 flags
Give it back 5 Points Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Gold Digger 5 Points Earn 1000$
Kaboom 5 Points Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Master Blaster 5 Points Unlock the Plasma Gun
Ninja 5 Points Catch a flag in the air
Once upon a time 5 Points Complete the first mission
Piggy Bank 5 Points Earn 100$
Rocket Rain 5 Points Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Seek and Destroy 5 Points Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Super Virus 5 Points Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Third time is the best 5 Points Score a Triple Kill
What time is it? 5 Points Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Will you ever learn? 5 Points Get killed by the map 10 times
All your base are belong to us 10 Points Control all the control points in a mission at once
Expert killer 10 Points Kill 200 Soldiers
Ion Blaster 10 Points Unlock the Ion Cannon
Keep going 10 Points Complete 50% of the missions
Mad Dough 10 Points Earn 3000$
Suit up! 10 Points Unlock all the armor styles
Weapon Master 10 Points Unlock all the weapons
Complete 25 Points Complete all the missions
Master killer 25 Points Kill 500 Soldiers
Godly killer 50 Points Kill 1000 Soldiers

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/270 points)

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 9/1/12
10 Points
kill the first boss
Master of Sins 25 Points find and kill a miniboss
Money well spent 25 Points buy somethign in the shop
Cave 50 Points Kill the second boss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/23/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 2/23/11
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 2/23/11
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/23/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 2/23/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! Unlocked 2/24/11
100 Points
Upgrade everything to the max!
PANTS ON FIRE! Unlocked 2/24/11
100 Points
Attain a very high speed.
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 2/22/11
10 Points
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/20/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/20/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/20/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (95/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Terminal Velocity Unlocked 3/21/11
5 Points
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/21/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/21/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Depict1

Truth Unlocked 1/26/11
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Believe Me 5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Immortal 5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Bridge 10 Points Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Trapped Forever 50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/275 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/4/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/4/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Knife Unlocked 1/28/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/4/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 11/44 (105/500 points)

Folds -- Origami Game

I don't Need That! Unlocked 2/4/13
10 Points
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Halfway There 25 Points Get a total score of 1700.
Ultimate Perfection 100 Points Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/135 points)